Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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