Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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