Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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