my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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