Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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