There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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