Fuck appropriateness.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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