He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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