I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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