Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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