I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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