before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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