Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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