He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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