apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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