there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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I need you to use more vowels.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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