would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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