I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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