you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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