is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
