3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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