Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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