O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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