Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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