he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sober January is a disaster.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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