her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's always time for handjobs
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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