White coat. Heels.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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