i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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