im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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