Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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