Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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