I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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