At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
not ubering you a puppy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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