on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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