I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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