So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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