He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I love you.
Bad choice
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
