dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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