Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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