Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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