my mouth tastes like poor choices
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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