scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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