I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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