Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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