ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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