if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
