I don't think brook has ever known best
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
