Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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