Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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