But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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