we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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