My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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