is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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