Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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