would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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