So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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