i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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