so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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