Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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