i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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