I want to stick my p in your. b.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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